Heather Via IM: "Did You Kill Bug Or Something?"

Nice little instant messenging with Heather today. This was after I told her that I wanted to take her and The Alien to the movies and dinner:

[12/10 13:50] JoeReger: Hey buggle. What time will you and the Alien be home?
[12/10 13:50] JoeReger: Don't let Alien drive.
[12/10 13:50] JoeReger: Heshe's not ready yet.

[12/10 13:50] Heather: what time do we need to be home?

[12/10 14:02] JoeReger: Whatever time your little hearts desire

[12/10 14:03] Heather: why are you being so nice? did you kill Bug or something?

[12/10 14:03] JoeReger: because i love you guys.
[12/10 14:03] JoeReger: bug's fine.

[12/10 14:03] Heather: time to come clean.

[12/10 14:03] JoeReger: i love another woman.
[12/10 14:03] JoeReger: her name is pupper.

[12/10 14:03] Heather: did bug kill a cat?

[12/10 14:03] JoeReger: nothing is wrong. jeeeeezus.

[12/10 14:04] Heather: ok, just making sure. i'll be home around 6:00. cooo?

[12/10 14:04] JoeReger: works for me.

[12/10 14:04] Heather: alright. see you then. lovegoo.

[12/10 14:04] JoeReger: later

[12/10 14:04] Heather: later gooley.

[12/10 14:04] JoeReger: later

[12/10 14:05] Heather: later gooley.

[12/10 14:05] JoeReger: laterzzzzz.