Pulling out of the garage a few minutes ago I caught the corner of the front bumper on the garage door frame. Couldn't have caught more than an inch or so. Ripped the whole front end off. Nice. Can't articulate how happy I am about this. I was going out to buy some dry roasted almonds at the supermarket. Just gotta laugh.
Lesson: in life we're always inches from trouble.
Lesson: sometimes the most mundane things require the most attention to detail.
Lesson: don't drive the minivan into the house... again.
Lesson: sometimes the cost of almonds is more than the price you pay for them.