This movie was crap.
I was not fully prepared for the level of crappiness that this cinematic feature threw at me. To be sure, I was prepared for an average level of crappiness. I knew it would not make me cry. For that matter, I knew it would not make me think. And while I knew it wouldn't make my sides hurt from laughing, I did expect to leave with a smile.
I left in pain. I left ashamed.
After taking my father out to dinner for his birthday I had to apologize for the movie miscalculation. I also had to apologize to the lovely Heather who endured the film heroically. It was only 90 minutes in length, but the pain stays with you long after it ends.
I like Ben Stiller. I like his movies. I don't like Zoolander. |