Tornado Shuts Down Target, Saves Me From Heather's Attempt on My Life
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Heather's trying to kill me. After a morning trip to the bike shop to get a screw unstuck, I needed to go to Lowe's to get a new screw. As I was entering Lowe's the tornado sirens were going off but the sky was cloudy/clear. So I went in... and didn't find my screw. Heather then called and told me I needed to go to Target to get an umbrella that she forgot to buy yesterday when we went to Target. Clearly she was online watching the radar and wanted me to spend some more time outside. So I go in as Leslie calls to tell me to take cover. I find the stupid umbrella but as I go to check out they shut down the store and tell everybody to walk to the center of the store. Wake up sheeple! A warehouse offers zero protection from a tornado... the pressure rips the thin metal roof off within seconds. So I hopped into the car and went to Radio Shack, hoping they'd have the screw. No dice. Zero for three. Turns out that the two big storm cells split around us and pushed into downtown Atlanta. Baseball sized hail in Douglasville. Good stuff.